1. You are the founder of a new scientific lab for medical research. What do you name it?
2. You begin a sexual affair with one of your co-workers. What do you name their genitals?
3. The unfortunate result of this affair is that you discover a new disease on your lab partner's genitals. What are the symptoms and what do you call it?
4. The disease turns into an epidemic that almost wipes out the population of your city. What do you call this sad day to commemorate it?
5. After efforts to control the disease are unsuccessful, the human race is forced to relocate to a new planet. As the founder of the lab which was responsible for discovering the disease that destroyed humanity, the task of naming this planet falls to you. What do you name it?
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